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Month: July 2013
It’s been a long time since I was able to just get all tied up on a carpet and left to just drift away. I miss the way my thoughts get all cloudy and lights feel so much brighter and my skin feels electric. I can only imagine how much deeper I’d get pulled if I were gagged as severely as that.
Daddy knows he’s gotta ask real sweetly to get the good stuff.
And actions have always spoken louder than words.
Some questions from Mr. Why Essacly
Standard1. Most ridiculous/embarrassing thing you’ve done on a dare.
I knocked on someone’s door with my pants down and asked for peanut butter. Fortunately, it was a room of girls who understood it was a dare, but didn’t have any peanut butter to give me.
2. Something that’s turned you on by surprise and caught you off guard.
Latex. I used to think it was so tacky and costumey and yet…
3. Favourite drink (booze or no booze, some of you are only toddlers and shouldn’t be drinking anything but milk, water, and juice, after all.)
Gin and tonic.
4. What were you afraid of as a kid? Still afraid of it now?
Heights. Not nearly as much as I used to be, thankfully. But Craftsmate took me on one of our first dates to like this tall edifice to watch the sunset and the whole time I was kind of freaked out.
5. Favourite little food? Do you eat non-finger foods with your hands?
Cookies for sure. And I eat broccoli with my hands if I’m alone sometimes because I guess I am still not over feeling like a dinosaur.
6. True or false: One-piece swimsuits are best for you littles. (think: better for play, and little-kid tan lines, etc…)
False, I’m precocious.
7. What’s a fantasy that gets you super turned on, but which is totally impractical to arrange in real life?
The whole like getting kidnapped and forced to be someone’s slave, chained to the radiator, blah blah. But, I have zero desire to engage in an abduction that elaborate and I want to have an actual life, soooo.
8. Do you print or write in cursive? Pen, pencil, crayon, or other?
I print in pen.
9. Tell us about your favourite pair of underwear. What do they look like and why are they your favourites?
They’re blue, have deer on the front and the back is lace. Need I say more?
10. Tell us about a childhood memory that guides your littleness now.
Honestly, I wasn’t very “Little” when I was a child. I took myself a little too seriously and got told a lot that I was an “old soul.” So I never really associate being little with my childhood.
11. What’s the first sex/porn/turned-you-on-for-some-reason website that you can remember not being able to take your eyes off of?
There was this website with all this kinky lesbian erotica on it that I found a little too early. It was smart, cheeky and helped me sort some things out.
Bonus: Arf! Arf! or meeeeow?
Hehe. Take a wild guess.
I feel that if the tables were turned this would remind me of Heart and Ivy.
Hehehe.
He didn’t even get manslaughter
You can hit somebody with a car by accident and still get manslaughter
You can build a bad house that collapses and kills the people inside years later after the fact and still get manslaughter
You can not wash your hands cooking food just once and still get manslaughter
He chased down a child after being directly told by 911 not to exit his car and shot him in the head
AND HE DIDN’T EVEN GET FUCKING MANSLAUGHTER
Have you ever considered dying your hair a bright but natural red, like a Karen Gillan type red? Based on your descriptions and what I’ve seen of you, it could be very pretty.
StandardI had to give Karen Gillan a google, but it’s the color I wanted to dye my hair for most of my adolescence. So this is super validating!
This is one of those things that I spent a lot time pretending I didn’t like, because I was more than a little embarrassed.