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Filed under: stuff I would wear, probably.

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I suppose I am vaguely sorry to my neighbors for intermittently yelling “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS?” and blasting Bey for the past few days but only vaguely.

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“Do you want to be a really good girl for me?” he asked.

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fvckpvssy:

Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

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Pout level: Two of your partners hanging out and definitely getting along but Shark Week is so bad that you just want to hide in bed forever.

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Intimacy.

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secretshelf:

For over a decade now, split shorts like these have been my “lingerie” of choice — they just make me feel so pretty!

(With @me and my favorite B.O.A. 1″ splits; please don’t remove credits.)

Good lord those calf muscles.

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Pup’s been training his dog to learn some new tricks. The other day he said his dog was responding well to some obedience stuff and I jokingly asked, “gonna use that on me sometime?”

Pup nodded. “Yep.”