@marjoriequinn this would make a great story!
Happy Halloween, you sickos.
Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
Posted a draft of that lil tidbit about the Californian too early.
But I’ll have the finished thing up soon. I sweeeear.
Me: Oh we should watch Haunting of Hill House this will be so great.
Me: *spends 70% of time hiding face in Pup’s chest*
Pup: This was a terrible idea. I’m turning this off.
Me: Nooo don’t. I’m getting so much out of this.
I know I have cum in my hair but I really want to go get a bagel.
Actual thing I just said to Pup because this is our life