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i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

#’this summer…these two men learn…the heart is the most important muscle’

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

Can’t believe it’s 2015 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

I feel like from what we know of Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson they’d be totally down to make this film, too.

Someone write a script.

We were able to make the 50′s Housewives Versus the Zombie Apocalypse game a reality Tumblr, we can totally make this movie happen

I need to believe we can

Because this movie must be made O.O

They need to be next door neighbors to the Spy Kids family so Danny Trejo can make a cameo as Machete. Hell, Robert Rodriguez should direct it.

Gay spies saving the day with the help of Machete and the Spy Kids sounds like the greatest film ever made

Things I’m really hoping for in 2016.

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I want some bruises that I’ll have to fuss about hiding.

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Hi tumblr.

I’m a big girl now. Kinda.

I began my twenty-fifth year last night surrounded by people I love and eating pizza. Because duh. And I’m doing more of at least the first one tonight.

It’s going to be a good year.

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“Tell me I’m the cutest.”

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Merry Christmas, tumblr. Hoping you all have a wonderful day with your families, biological or chosen or otherwise.

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fred-rx:

snow bondage with LizzPai. rope and photos by Hedwig and Fred_Rx

Dreaming of a white Christmas.