“First you ask for fancy underwear. Then you complain that they reveal your private parts?
Lift up your legs, little girl. Daddy is going to teach you about gratitude.”
blush
Please remind me to tell y’all about a certain experience I recently had with a bad, bad man in an elevator.
So I’m a huge fan of humiliating gags until I actually have to, you know, wear them.
oh. ok.
You know that thing where something’s such a huge fantasy that you never actually want to realize it because you just wouldn’t be able to keep yourself together?
Yeah.
That.
“Tell them the truth, babydoll. You whine just because you’re hoping someone will come along and make it much, much worse.”
In which someone new and fun and mean learns that I have a particular brand and I’m damn good at sticking to it.
This is the kind of thing where I’m like oh no no no don’t do that to me
but also absolutely please do that to me.
You know what they say about bullies, sweetheart.
They’re only doing it because they like you.
from PATIENT ZERO / new video on IF website via IF Patreon
If I had to say what my like maybe number one fetish was…
…I’d take the fifth.
I don’t know what it says about me that the most perverse thing about this gifset is, in my opinion, the lollipop.