You know, I get off to some pretty disgusting things, but bare/exposed mattresses are a hard limit for me.
This is the kind of thing where I’m like oh no no no don’t do that to me
but also absolutely please do that to me.
Sometimes, I just want to be public property.
Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh.
Brigitte Bardot in St. Tropez, 1st July, 1958. Photo by Willy Rizzo
Pup’s been out of town for a few days so it’s just been our doggo and me chilling in the apartment. So excited to pick him up from the airport after work today that I’m counting down the hours.
Ali Wong- Hard Knock Wife (2018)
Also like Ali Wong talks really frankly about pregnancy and childbirth in this new special, which is like suuuuper important.
If you are posting NSFW pictures of actual MINORS:
a) Don’t fuckin do that.
b) Report directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
c) Don’t reblog me or follow me. What the fuck.
But only a little.