Some questions from Mr. Why Essacly

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1. Most ridiculous/embarrassing thing you’ve done on a dare. 

I knocked on someone’s door with my pants down and asked for peanut butter. Fortunately, it was a room of girls who understood it was a dare, but didn’t have any peanut butter to give me.

2. Something that’s turned you on by surprise and caught you off guard. 

Latex. I used to think it was so tacky and costumey and yet…

3. Favourite drink (booze or no booze, some of you are only toddlers and shouldn’t be drinking anything but milk, water, and juice, after all.) 

Gin and tonic.

4. What were you afraid of as a kid? Still afraid of it now? 

Heights. Not nearly as much as I used to be, thankfully. But Craftsmate took me on one of our first dates to like this tall edifice to watch the sunset and the whole time I was kind of freaked out.

5. Favourite little food? Do you eat non-finger foods with your hands? 

Cookies for sure. And I eat broccoli with my hands if I’m alone sometimes because I guess I am still not over feeling like a dinosaur.

6. True or false: One-piece swimsuits are best for you littles. (think: better for play, and little-kid tan lines, etc…) 

False, I’m precocious.

7. What’s a fantasy that gets you super turned on, but which is totally impractical to arrange in real life? 

The whole like getting kidnapped and forced to be someone’s slave, chained to the radiator, blah blah. But, I have zero desire to engage in an abduction that elaborate and I want to have an actual life, soooo.

8. Do you print or write in cursive? Pen, pencil, crayon, or other?

I print in pen.

9. Tell us about your favourite pair of underwear. What do they look like and why are they your favourites?

They’re blue, have deer on the front and the back is lace. Need I say more?

10. Tell us about a childhood memory that guides your littleness now. 

Honestly, I wasn’t very “Little” when I was a child. I took myself a little too seriously and got told a lot that I was an “old soul.” So I never really associate being little with my childhood.

11. What’s the first sex/porn/turned-you-on-for-some-reason website that you can remember not being able to take your eyes off of? 

There was this website with all this kinky lesbian erotica on it that I found a little too early. It was smart, cheeky and helped me sort some things out.

Bonus: Arf! Arf! or meeeeow? 

Hehe. Take a wild guess.

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