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Indisputably, I’m the queen of the pouty blowjob.

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cufflinks-and-handcuffs:

Mr. Deen is an inspiration.

Oh my God the way he just covers her face like that. 

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babypandadeen:

@rileyshy @jamesdeen

This is absolutely one of my favorite James Deen videos. He’s so condescending in it.

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Have I mentioned I need a vacation?

babypandadeen:

@SethGambleXXX @JennaJRoss @JamesDeen @Xart “Double DayDreams”

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Oh my God.

If you can’t make this happen for me in my life, can someone at least direct me to where this is from?

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I was leaving Pup’s place one night when he grabbed hold of my coat and – intentionally, as to irritate me – buttoned it askew. Huffing, I undid the buttons. 

“Do it again,” I said.

He shook his head, “do it yourself.” I pouted, twisting one of my legs and shooting him some puppy eyes. He sat down on the end of his bed and chuckled. “You’re cute, do it yourself.”

“My Daddy buttons my coat for me,” I said, brushing my knees against his.

His hand shot up: palm overwhelming my face, fingers burrowing into the hinges of my jaw. I stumbled back and he pushed me against the wall. “I’m not your Daddy, you little bitch,” he snarled in my ear before releasing me. “Now button up your coat.”

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On my list of New Year’s Resolutions – which I wrote the other day to procrastinate – I included the rather blunt entry of “3 dicks.”

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I hiiiiighly recommend the full video this comes from.

It’s one of those things I only watched this past year but still consider “formative." 

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He gets a little cocky when he’s mixing drinks. He’s in a different element. 

I won’t even pretend for a second that I don’t like that.