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One of the first gifts Sir bought me was a pair of footie pajamas.

Sometimes, I joke about “slipping into something more comfortable” and put them on. And he’s all, “pshhhhh, come on, you can’t fuck somebody in footie pajamas.”

WELL LOOKIE HERE.

MYTH DEBUNKED.

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I’d like to make a petition for also getting this when you finish filing your taxes.

Handholding mandatory.

Please and thank you.

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My Daddy sent me this to post.

Because clearly Daddy’s an instigator

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But look how eager he is.

Oh my gosh I want one or I just wanna work with one on a little subby team.

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I was a bad girl today.

As part of my punishment, I’m posting this little clip from when Sir recorded us fucking while he moved me in.

At this point, he kept teasing me with his cock and slapping my pussy whenever I thought he was about to fuck me. So, um, I got a little desperate.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding for eternity.

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brightswitch:

Soooo here we are

The excerpt can be found here

If you wanna help Ivy’s book get funded you should go here

i fucked up some words and stuttered a bit. and there’s mechanical sounds in the background because Dear was doing a thing but

Whee?

Remember how I said I was done talking about Sweetheart?

I lied.

Bright, you’re awesome and sexy and yum.

DONE FOR REALSIES THIS TIME.

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goddessofcheese:

He didn’t even get manslaughter

You can hit somebody with a car by accident and still get manslaughter

You can build a bad house that collapses and kills the people inside years later after the fact and still get manslaughter

You can not wash your hands cooking food just once and still get manslaughter

He chased down a child after being directly told by 911 not to exit his car and shot him in the head

AND HE DIDN’T EVEN GET FUCKING MANSLAUGHTER

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I have a massive crush on the girl from Drunk Kitchen.

Whatever.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving to my American followers.