Physical Therapist: Okay, I’m just going to push on your knee now and you try keep me from pushing it down.

Me: Okay, sure.

Physical Therapist: Come on, resist. I’m dominating. Don’t let me dominate here.

Me: 🙈


Guys every so often someone sends me a damn post w/ pizza in it and I always feel so seen.

Thank you, @takeitlikeagoodgirl


Me: Oh we should watch Haunting of Hill House this will be so great.

Me: *spends 70% of time hiding face in Pup’s chest*

Pup: This was a terrible idea. I’m turning this off.

Me: Nooo don’t. I’m getting so much out of this.