Oh gosh, put it on my body.
ribbon
I hope you all got everything you wanted.
Hehe.
I can’t sleep and Sir’s already asleep and I miss sleeping beside him. I promised that the first Christmas we have together, I’d let him put me under the tree like this. But, upon consideration, I think I might be way too fussy for that.
Yesokaywhateveryouwant.
The only spirit he saw in her gift was the one he sought to break.
“Heal the scars from off my back
I don’t need them anymore
You can throw them out or keep them in your mason jars
I’ve come home.”
Struggling with gift ideas this holiday season?
Searching for a way to give the lady in your life a Christmas surprise?
Stop by the Mally and Ivy Holiday Gift Wrap Emporium.
We provide discerning gift packaging for the man who wants to move beyond the cliched “Dick in a Box” concept into something with a classic, sophisticated feel.
Doesn’t your special lady deserve the best this holiday season?
Say it simply, with a bow.
I send Ms. Lair a picture of a penis with a bow on it and I wind up co-owner of an Emporium.
Go figure.
Tying red ribbons on penises is might be the best part-time job ever until Black Friday rolls around and then it’s just like I cannot keep up right now are you honestly going to wear that bow on your dick for a month what.
Penthouse asked me, before I came, if I would want to be leashed in front of a friend of his. He knew I liked it, he knew she liked the idea of it, and he conspired to make it happen. Blushing, but not thinking anyone would actually want to, I agreed.
On Friday night, we went to hang out with a few of his friends and he mentioned that she would be there. The whole time, I nervously looked around trying to figure out who this girl was.
At one point, this very pretty, petite girl in a little denim skirt mentioned that she liked popcorn because it was something she actually wasn’t allergic to.
Earlier that day, he had discouraged me from eating Nutella, because he mentioned the girl had a pretty bad nut allergy. Putting two and two together, I blushed about six shades of pink.
Happy Birthday to my first and probably favorite follower, the stunning, awesome, practically magnetic Heart.
Party on, lovely lady.