Sweetheart’s vocabulary word that day was “dram.” And Daddy knows sweetheart’s a visual leaner.
Sweetheart should’ve learned by now. There was no such thing as privacy.
In this version, when the hero defeats the villain and saves the damsel, she simply passes into another pair of abusive hands.
In KLON’s Garden II
Patience is a virtue. Too bad you don’t have much virtue to speak of.
“You’ve just got to be more specific the next time you ask to use the strap-on.”
The first night, they let her hold the bowl still. But everyone knows kitties are a little messier than that.
Sometimes the kitty’s on top, too.
Sometimes it means this.
And sometimes it means getting high, making hash browns and marathoning Game of Thrones.
Today, it’s the latter.
Tonight was just practice. At the real event, she’ll be trading the comfort of the mattress for the hard, unforgiving wood of a dinner table.
Please please please pleeeeeeeease let me have a kitty?
I promise I’ll take good care of her, she’s going to be so far from home and she’ll need a gentle hand like mine to make her feel safe and loved. Her owner says she won’t be much trouble…
Licks and kisses,