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Sweetheart’s vocabulary word that day was “dram.” And Daddy knows sweetheart’s a visual leaner.

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Sweetheart should’ve learned by now. There was no such thing as privacy.

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nanking-decade:

In this version, when the hero defeats the villain and saves the damsel, she simply passes into another pair of abusive hands.

I dig.

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seriouslysensuous:

In KLON’s Garden II

Patience is a virtue. Too bad you don’t have much virtue to speak of.

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“You’ve just got to be more specific the next time you ask to use the strap-on.”

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The first night, they let her hold the bowl still. But everyone knows kitties are a little messier than that.

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Sometimes it means this.

And sometimes it means getting high, making hash browns and marathoning Game of Thrones.

Today, it’s the latter. 

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Tonight was just practice. At the real event, she’ll be trading the comfort of the mattress for the hard, unforgiving wood of a dinner table.

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herdirtylittleheart:

Dear Daddy, 

Please please please pleeeeeeeease let me have a kitty?

I promise I’ll take good care of her, she’s going to be so far from home and she’ll need a gentle hand like mine to make her feel safe and loved. Her owner says she won’t be much trouble…

Licks and kisses,

(pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes)

-Heart <3

Blush.