Heart asked some good questions

And so I’m answering them.

1. When you were a child what did you want to be when you grew up? The thing I’m doing right now. And that’s really, really fucking magical.
2. What’s a phrase or word that pushes you over the edge when you’re close to orgasm? Pup sometimes does this kind of condescending “come on, baby, there you go” when I’m close and unf yeah have I mentioned it’s soooo condescending?
3. What’s your favourite colour, and how long has it been so? Blue, since I was about ten.
4. Who is your current favourite adult performer? Mr. Pete is like a sexy Jason Segel and now you can’t unsee it.
5. What song is in your head? Lately a lot of Bowie.
6. Which xfiles episode is your favourite? (You can sub in Simpsons or Seinfeld for this question if needed.) The one where George makes the Yankees’ uniforms cotton and Jerry kills his girlfriend’s doves. (This is Seinfeld.)
7. Tell me one of your most obnoxious habits? I leave clothes on the floor like legitimately in a 2 foot radius around my hamper.
8. Bed-sheets: Tuck or No tuck? No tuck.
9. When someone says “I love you” do you always say “I love you, too”? Hehe, for a certain crowd of people.
10. What word makes you feel sexy? Babydoll.

Hehe, some more of these and some for all of you.

Brightswitch’s questions:

1- What song is stuck in your head?

Some awful song they were playing at the gym yesterday. I don’t have a substantial enough recall of the lyrics to be able to google it and get the damn thing out of my head.

2- Favorite kinky toy?

I like my n-joy buttplug a whole lot. It was a present from the thief and I love wearing it.

3- If you were given super powers what would you do with them?

Make my move a lot easier, have my relationship not turn into a long-distance one in a few weeks, infinite pizza?

4- Do you keep track/scoreboard of “Best sexy times”?

Does my tumblr count?

5- How old were you the first time you had GOOD sex?

22.

6- When did you realize you were kinky?

Remember that cartoon where Minnie Mouse got kidnapped by a gorilla? And the gorilla somehow knew to tie knots? Yeah, when I saw that.

7- What’s your favorite petname?

I’ve got a bunch. I like when Craftsmate calls me “kitty.“ Somebody else called me “peppercorn” earlier today and that made me smile, too.

8- Favorite Shakespeare?

Twelfth Night.

9- Favorite Musical?

Hard to choose. Maybe Chicago?

10- How do you deal with jealousy?

Communication and honesty and saying all the hard stuff. Reassuring myself that I’m not just easily replaceable usually has to happen, too, but I’ve gotten better about that.

11- What do you need to fall asleep?

A tall glass of water and a bedtime story doesn’t hurt.

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Here are mine. I’m not tagging anybody because anyone is welcome to answer them. Just send me a message when you do in case I miss it.

What’s the best sound/moan/thing you’ve heard a partner say during sex?
On a typical day, how long do you take to get ready in the morning?
Do you collect anything?
Is there any celebrity/public figure you’re ashamed to admit you find sexually appealing?
What’s the key to your heart and/or your pants?
Share a gif that you find really hot.
Fisting: Okay or no way?
Is there a hobby you wish you had some more time to pick up?
Do you have something you wish you could tell yourself two years ago this time?
What does your tumblr URL mean?
Name the last thing you put inside of you.

Some questions from Mr. Why Essacly

1. Most ridiculous/embarrassing thing you’ve done on a dare.

I knocked on someone’s door with my pants down and asked for peanut butter. Fortunately, it was a room of girls who understood it was a dare, but didn’t have any peanut butter to give me.

2. Something that’s turned you on by surprise and caught you off guard.

Latex. I used to think it was so tacky and costumey and yet…

3. Favourite drink (booze or no booze, some of you are only toddlers and shouldn’t be drinking anything but milk, water, and juice, after all.)

Gin and tonic.

4. What were you afraid of as a kid? Still afraid of it now?

Heights. Not nearly as much as I used to be, thankfully. But Craftsmate took me on one of our first dates to like this tall edifice to watch the sunset and the whole time I was kind of freaked out.

5. Favourite little food? Do you eat non-finger foods with your hands?

Cookies for sure. And I eat broccoli with my hands if I’m alone sometimes because I guess I am still not over feeling like a dinosaur.

6. True or false: One-piece swimsuits are best for you littles. (think: better for play, and little-kid tan lines, etc…)

False, I’m precocious.

7. What’s a fantasy that gets you super turned on, but which is totally impractical to arrange in real life?

The whole like getting kidnapped and forced to be someone’s slave, chained to the radiator, blah blah. But, I have zero desire to engage in an abduction that elaborate and I want to have an actual life, soooo.

8. Do you print or write in cursive? Pen, pencil, crayon, or other?

I print in pen.

9. Tell us about your favourite pair of underwear. What do they look like and why are they your favourites?

They’re blue, have deer on the front and the back is lace. Need I say more?

10. Tell us about a childhood memory that guides your littleness now.

Honestly, I wasn’t very “Little” when I was a child. I took myself a little too seriously and got told a lot that I was an “old soul.” So I never really associate being little with my childhood.

11. What’s the first sex/porn/turned-you-on-for-some-reason website that you can remember not being able to take your eyes off of?

There was this website with all this kinky lesbian erotica on it that I found a little too early. It was smart, cheeky and helped me sort some things out.

Bonus: Arf! Arf! or meeeeow?

Hehe. Take a wild guess.

Wom-Answers.

Has anyone seen the show Manswers? Well, it ticked me off that there was no Womanswers. Girl Code comes pretty close, though.

This post has nothing to do with that otherwise.

I’m finally answering the sets of questions asked by citrustree and confidentialcupcake. So, here goes.

From citrustree (blah tumblr deleted these when I hit publish!):

1. What’s your guilty pleasure?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Consider me fully kept up.

2. What’s your unhealthy / unproductive self-soothing technique?

Unhealthy: candy corn. I know, I know, the world’s supply was probably all made in like 1983 and now just gets distributed every year around Halloween out of some massive warehouse but I like it a lot. Unproductive: Masturbation.

3. Why tumblr?

It’s a nice place to reflect and explore. It makes me feel a little less weird and a little more awesome.

4. Have you ever made someone breakfast in bed after the first time you’ve banged them and what did you make?

Nope. But I make a mean omelet if you play your cards right in the future.

5. Last book you read?

Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris.

6. Favorite outfit and why

I have this really cute brown/blue/green romper that I wear with these cute green flats that tie at the ankle.

7. Were you an easy child to raise? Why / why not?

Yes and no. I was very well-behaved but I got sick a lot.

8. What annoys you / turns you off in a first date / first real meeting type of a situation?

Unabashed misogyny and unbearable body odor.

9. What’s the best way to woo you.

Flowers, pizza, intelligent conversation.

10. Favorite sappy romance film?

When Harry Met Sally. Also, Somewhere in Time.

11. Three songs you want them to play at your funeral.

This is a really good question! I’ve never given it any consideration. Maybe Nico’s “The Fairest of the Seasons.” Richie Havens’ cover of “Just Like a Woman.” And maybe Sinatra’s “My Way.”

From confidentialcupcake:

1. Dogs or cats?

Mostly cats, but I want a very large, very docile dog in my life. I grew up around one and he was the best.

2. Last meal?

Shumai and sushi with a good friend. It was a specialty roll with mango and salmon and avocado and yum.

3. Book that always makes you cry?

The Velveteen Rabbit. The part of Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World with the skulls and then again when he’s in the car. The end of The God of Small Things.

4. Most embarrassing memory?

I bought a dress without trying it on and threw it on one morning and went to school when I was in a hurry. It was my senior year of high school. I discovered, upon writing something on the blackboard in math class in front of the whole class, that it was basically see-through when I stood right under the light. I’ll only wear it with a slip now.

5. Tumblr crushes?

Herdirtylittleheart, montecervesa, whyexactly, brightswitch, gallifreyansub, kinkycasey, myanonymouslair, citrustree, sansshame and some kid called nanking-decade.

6. Most hated celebrity and why?

Ugh, I guess TSwift. But I kind of pity her more than I hate her.

7. Are you Little/into Littles?

Hehe, yeah, I’m Little.

8. Boobs or butt?

Boobs on girls, butts on guys. But actually.

9. Do any people in your life know about your Tumblr?

My boyfriend, my therapist, an ex, a few close friends.

10. What bdsm role do you prefer? (pet/Dom/top etc)

Sub, pet, kitty, sweetheart.

11. Number 1 ship?

Me and my old pal pizza. I’m saying that counts as a fandom.

I mean, yeah.

We’re also in a vanilla relationship and typically keep that dynamic going when we’re not in the bedroom.

So, he’s not going to lean over and be like, “are you enjoying those quesadillas, my little cumdumpster?”

Ask an Ivy.

Well.

Now that KinkyCasey’s Follow Friday has rallied an entire tribe of you over here, I suppose I should be a better host.

So, feel free to hit up the ol’ ask box. Really. Because otherwise I’m going to actually have to do work and you don’t want me to have to do that.

Ask me about sex. Ask me about the world. Ask me about anything.

What’s my favorite color? What’s my sign? What’s the square root of seventeen?

Fun/interesting/unique ones get posted up.

Maybe.

<3, Ivy

Wow.

I’m not sure what it was, but after those 10 facts about me, you’ve all become a ton more participatory.

Maybe it’s the idea that somewhere, floating around tumblr, there’s a picture of my breasts. That’s been the nature of a lot of my asks. And, like I said, happy hunting.

But, a lot of you are just curious. You’re asking questions, you’re looking for advice. It’s really sweet and really wonderful. I wish I could say I’m an expert on all of this, but I’m really not.

One of you even sent me a nude. For the sake of her privacy, I’m keeping it to myself. But, as I told you, you’re absolutely gorgeous. Really, just stunning.

I sincerely appreciate all the love you all give me, but I have never seen my tumblr so busy. It’s shocking and I am immensely flattered.

<3, Ivy