Lord have mercy.
What are you waiting for?
Just can’t take her anywhere.
I’d love to be made to feel like a work of art.
“This centerpiece kind of overwhelms the table, honestly. Let’s try another.”
Me: I think one of the first purchases I am going to make once I’m like done with grad school and settled in wherever is a really good iron.
Sir: My cock just twitched.
What is it they say about snakes in the grass?
If it were up to a certain someone, I’d just walk around like in shoes like these all day.
You can’t fault Sweetheart for trying.