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I can’t be the only person who used to get profoundly squirmy about the myth of Andromeda, right?

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I haven’t been on the other end of a leash in quite a while and this picture makes me a little achey.

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I just want to spend a whole day tied up and helpless. That’s all, really.

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Cute porn is my favorite porn.

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I always feel weird being like “oh wow stretch marks are so hot” because I am troubled by the way we fetishize “authenticity.” I do hate when people call them battle scars or say real women have them. It’s just…ugh.

That said, I find this picture gorgeous. It involves stretch marks. Deduce what you will.

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Hi tumblr.

I’m a big girl now. Kinda.

I began my twenty-fifth year last night surrounded by people I love and eating pizza. Because duh. And I’m doing more of at least the first one tonight.

It’s going to be a good year.

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So I should probably save some of the photos from this set for when I actually get around to telling you the story of that night, but can you blame me for just wanting to post them all immediately?

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I always have to get up on my tip-toes to kiss him. Usually, not hanging from the ceiling. But shit happens.

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Demo bottoming was pretty intense and amazing, but what happened after was even more awesome. But more details on that to come.

In the meantime, enjoy some casual warehouse sideboob.