At the airport, waiting to board my flight to see a certain somebody for a few days.
Catch you on the flip side, tumblr.
teehee
Did something naughty yesterday with a certain somebody, and I feel all glittery and sore today.
I meeeean.
Basically.
I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces
Sometimes the kitty’s on top, too.
It is odd that I could have guessed that was what would happen next?
(except I picked facing out…)
Teehee.
Hey. Hey.
Play nice.
What must I say? Congratulations? Ooh how fantastically edgy?
Here, let me whip out my cock and spank my monkey to this piping-hot display of D/s carnality. Unf-unf *spurt*. Oh my monkey is so well and truly spanked.
Children, that is a terrible blade angle. Utterly ineffective. All it’s doing is scraping shaving soap off an already shaved cunt.
Oh. My god. That is edgy Daddy-care and knife play all in one. I would be incredibly inclined to wiggle but incredibly motivated to remain perfectly still. A tingling predicament.
I think I need to hear myanonymouslair weigh in on penisghost. She tends to have pretty interesting interpretations and a proclivity for cocks in costume.
Oh, and Happy Halloween.