I literally bought a harness and I’m too much of a baby to wear it ever but like this is definitely an aesthetic I can get behind.
Pun intended.
strap-on
Sup, fuckers.
What better way to mark my return to tumblr than with my very first dick pic? My friend convinced me to buy these little harness shorts today and, um, well.
For some reason this reminds me of herdirtylittleheart and thinkivykink.
I’m always open to a nice suggestion like this.
If I had a strap-on, it would have to be super pretty.
Because, come on,
if I had a penis, it would be a really pretty penis.
“You’ve just got to be more specific the next time you ask to use the strap-on.”
As it happens, Pretty loves blowjobs, too.