squirmies (n.): A condition of heightened agitation due to situational anxiety, apprehension, or arousal.
Example sentence: thinkivykink tried to hold still, but couldn’t contain the squirmies from betraying her as her boyfriend explained how she’d be displayed in a similar position on their next trip to the dungeon.
Hmph. Bullies.
Sweetheart’s never sure what’s worse: the squirmies or the only known cure for them.
There are a lot of places I could take you here that would get you wet.
Trust.
Hmph. No getting my hopes up.
I decided to outsource to OkCupid for a unicorn and a couple. Craftsmate was with me last night while I looked. Prospects were bleak/mostly icky boys.
I apologize for the lack of response to messages or general activity on tumblr – my life is crazy hectic.
Also my compooper is broken so I’ve been tumblring on my phone. Hence, the queue and lack of activity.
But while I’ve got your attention, what does a girl have to do to get a little friend like this?
Buttons needed her shots and a checkup
before I could take her home from the pound.
They assured me the fleas were gone and that
with regular baths the smell would go away…
Plug that before you spill it, whore. You’re mopping up any waste with your face.
Want.
So apparently I said this one time, according to my agency tag over here on tumblr. So glad it has been immortalized by a Lemon I like very much.
“sorry, sweetheart. But that’s just how the bureaucracy works sometimes. I’ll let you out when I get around to it. Maybe in three to five business days.”