Blush on the cheeks.
Nose in the corner,
finger in the bum.
Yaffa Levan
whyexactly
She’ll blush a telling shade of red
when he answers their question
about what he would say is
the sexiest part of her body.
The bottoms of her feet,
and the top of her head.
Buttons needed her shots and a checkup
before I could take her home from the pound.
They assured me the fleas were gone and that
with regular baths the smell would go away…
Craftsmate: Why are you so horny today?
me: I dunno.
Craftsmate: Aww. You don’t know…”why ess-acly?”
me: Hmph.
I need to go hide now.
StandardBecause this.
“tags:#let’s raise some money to send #thinkivykink #to #summer camp #shall we?”
Meanie.
Why is it only our kids that we send, often against their will,
to a camp on a far away island, with a large
group of strangers? Huh?
Don’t be silly, sweetie.
Remember how much
you had last summer?
It is odd that I could have guessed that was what would happen next?
(except I picked facing out…)
Teehee.
A kitty, you say?
StandardAs in a genuine, lives in boxes,
spends all day grooming,
eats only the fanciest feasts,
and manages to find herself in the most curious of places, kitty?
(Above submitted by whyexactly.)
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I can neither confirm nor deny this. But there is some strong evidence.
Being a good pup, Ivy?
(Above submitted by whyexactly.)
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Pup? I’m more of a kitty.
And I’m not even going to touch this issue of good.