The fact that I can’t stomach milkshakes aside, Daddy sent this to me and it’s totally me and anyone who wants to argue that is gonna get pinched on the butt.
daddy
Me: Ugh, being a grownup is a lot.
Me: My phone keeps trying to autocorrect grownup to frowny pie.
Daddy: Frowny pie?
Me: Being a grownup is being a frowny pie.
“It’s okay to be curious, pumpkin, but daddy doesn’t think you should be looking at sites like these by yourself. You’re just too little.”
“Sorry, daddy,” she said bashfully, embarrassed that she’d been caught looking at such naughty things when he wasn’t looking.
“It’s okay, sweetheart. Daddy’s not mad. In fact,” he cooed, beckoning to her with a pat on his legs, “why don’t you come sit in daddy’s lap and show me what your favorites are?”
She blushed a pretty pink as she stood fidgeting to the side, looking torn between wanting to keep looking at the naughty pictures and running to hide under the bed.
“It’s alright, pumpkin. Daddy won’t bite,” he encouraged with a wink.
She smiled just a bit as she finally walked over and settled herself into his lap, feeling immediately that there was something hard in daddy’s lap that she’d never quite noticed before.
“That’s my girl. Now,” daddy said as he rested his hand high up on her thigh, “tell daddy why you liked this picture so much…”
I’m in this kind of a mood tonight.
Also can we discuss how perfect the panties my Daddy got me are?
More photos to come, but I’ll stop spamming you all for the time being.
Psssst. Daddy.
Remember when we were discussing tail-friendly outfits?
Ummmm.
My flight is cancelled until Sunday.
I’m pouting like crazy because my inner control freak just isn’t having it.
But my Daddy reminded me that it’s some extra time with loved ones. So I’m trying to have some perspective and I’m off to take a little nap with Sir.
Surprises from my Daddy are the bestest.
Especially when they coincidentally match my outfit!
Sir’s favorite porn site is Public Disgrace.
I can’t get into it usually because the men seem too smarmy. Which is, apparently, supposed to be the point.
But we just got to talking about it and I said my ideal Public Disgrace would be him, Daddy and Lorelei Lee leading me into a room full of mean, pretty girls.
I think I’m allowed to dream big, okay?