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Sir’s favorite porn site is Public Disgrace.

I can’t get into it usually because the men seem too smarmy. Which is, apparently, supposed to be the point.

But we just got to talking about it and I said my ideal Public Disgrace would be him, Daddy and Lorelei Lee leading me into a room full of mean, pretty girls.

I think I’m allowed to dream big, okay?

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He moved his King parallel to my Queen, and with a soft thud sealed my fate for the night. 

“Check mate.”

Our eyes met and he smirked at me, “I guess it’s time for you to lose those panties, baby girl.”

Uhhh, sue me for growing up nerdy and awkward, but:

If you’ve just moved your King parallel to the Queen, you have just put yourself in checkmate, which I’m fairly sure isn’t even allowed in chess.

Nonetheless, my Queen takes your King and you lose.

So, get those panties off, bitch. Baby’s in charge tonight.