One day, I think, I’d like to be shoved into a room full of people with markers. Or lipstick. Or whatever.
public disgrace
This is what it would look like if Sir and I made porn.
I’m a picky girl and this is literally one of the few Public Disgrace movies I like.
Probably because it’s mostly women and Lorelei Lee is being just the meanest the whole time.
Sir’s favorite porn site is Public Disgrace.
I can’t get into it usually because the men seem too smarmy. Which is, apparently, supposed to be the point.
But we just got to talking about it and I said my ideal Public Disgrace would be him, Daddy and Lorelei Lee leading me into a room full of mean, pretty girls.
I think I’m allowed to dream big, okay?
I don’t want to like this. I want to say it’s crude and that it is completely unsophisticated. But I am completely and utterly drawn to it.
I hate admitting how much I enjoy being humiliated. The fact that she’s forced to taste herself and God knows who or what else on that dildo is completely and utterly degrading. But something tells me I’d enjoy being in her position, though I’d fight the entire way along and never outright admit it.
Normally Sexy Porn Ruined By The Weird Or Inappropriate Or Nonsensical Setting Day: Be Kind, Rewind.
Sharing? Damn sexy. The expression on her face? Damn sexy. The locale? Umm. The guy in the background? Oh, not again.
But, see, this time, it’s not even the peeping Tom’s fault. He’s just incidentally there, not really doing any of the disturbing at all. No, this stems from the fact that this takes place in a business that stocks everything from Little Miss Sunshine to Babe, Pig in the City. We’re talking somewhere that you can buy little bags of cheetos from staff who wishes they were literally loitering anywhere else.
And I can’t help but imagine this asshole is saying, “Okay, sure, I mean, I’ll grab her tits for ya. But, I’ve really got to be honest. You’ve had Madea’s Family Reunion out an extra month and it’s really going to cost ya.”
I’m all for a little degradation. But, for heaven’s sake, a video store? Public Disgrace, I put up with you when my most recent dom liked you. I handled the fact that you take women to some really freaking weird spots to do the stuff you do. And, yes, I’ll admit it, I found a ton of your shoots to be really sexy. But a video store?