selfie – Ivy

Regarding my silence since announcing my weekend trip: it’s less that I’ve wanted to hold you all in suspense and more that I’ve been busy since I returned yesterday.

But some things:

It was nice to see a certain bunny again.
It was equal parts fun and exhausting to take the trip with Pup.
I got flogged a lot and deer-skin floggers may be my ultimate problematic fave.
These shorts/whatever you’d like to call them are from the aforementioned bunny. I never thought lace could be cozy.

In unrelated news, as of Saturday, we’re a month away from the five year (WHAT???) anniversary of this blog.

But more on that soon.

Sup, fuckers.

What better way to mark my return to tumblr than with my very first dick pic? My friend convinced me to buy these little harness shorts today and, um, well.

Stripped bed, stripped girl.

Up close, personal.

Sent a version of this photo to Pup a few minutes ago, and liked it so much that I took another. Sir’s hosting a play party in a bit and I’ve got my outfit and my collar on and I’m ready to go. This isn’t the one I am demo-bottoming at, but I’m still a nervous girl.

So I just really love the streaks of water on my butt in this one.

(This is an extra one, I’ve made up my debt to this commitment. :P)

So somebody (me) is super behind on 365 photos, and I apologize. It’s been the craziest week ever. I tried to do something special to make up for the absence, and here’s a teaser.

But some things:

1. I am still mastering camera phone selfies.

2. I am cold, guys.

3. A slightly oversized t-shirt BALLOONS when wet, so it’s not quite having the clingy, barely there effect I was going for.

But, they’re all right.

1. I decided to break up some of my body-negative/dysmorphic craziness by taking a picture of myself lying on my floor with my phone. I resist posting (or even taking) full-body shots and from looking at my body full-on in a mirror (the door where my full-body mirror is I almost always keep shut). So today I’m calling bullshit on myself and learning to appreciate and share all of my body.

2. Yes, that’s sunburn on my chest. Princess Pasty over here (me) gets a burn from even the slightest warmer weather/sun exposure. It’s only kind of funny.

Angles.

“I can’t feel all the things you’ve felt before.”