Apollonia Saintclair 572 – 20150427 Les divertissements de Madame et de Monsieur sont avancés (Weapons of class distraction)
A piece from a bigger upcoming publishing commission
thinkivykink this is definitely Craftsmate’s style.
Ha. That’s him, all right.
Sir was here for the weekend for the holiday. Some pretty crazy stuff happened that I promise I’ll (eventually) tell you about.
Strong hint: both he and Pup were in town this weekend.
Sir just left, but we made sure to get in some overdue pet play in before he headed out. I feel so fortunate to have spent so much of this summer with him, but I already miss him like crazy.
Ben Wyatt and the Cones of Dunshire
I just watched this episode and this is like actual visual evidence that Sir and I are basically Ben and Leslie.
That and the fact that I grab his butt pretty regularly.
Sir and I are headed back to the states. He’s going to be here for a little while for work stuff. I’ll be with him for the next week, then he’ll be with me for Independence Day, then he’ll be not all that far away for a little bit. I’m so excited.
Until then, I’ve got a massive trip ahead of me. Unfortunately, because I had to change my return flight, I’m not able to fly with Sir (wah) but at least I feel a little more assured about what’s waiting on the other end of this trip than I did on the way here.
Legit like I just had to go to the bathroom and Sir was like, “oh everyone is definitely asleep don’t bother getting dressed.” And so I like walk out there and his roommate is coming out of the bathroom so I was like “shit” and freaking booked it back into the bedroom where Sir is sitting there laughing hysterically. And I’m like, “oh my God your freaking roommate is out there.” And he goes, “oh, yeah, I knew that. I saw him in the kitchen. I thought it would be funny.” (This individual has already seen me naked in another context but GAH.) And the roommate’s at the door like trying to talk all serious through laughter, “hey, Ivy, are you all right?” And I’m all, “go away.” And now Sir is just like sitting here in bed like pretending to apologize but every time he tries to he just starts laughing. So this is the person I decided to be with, apparently.
Submitted by underneaththedesk.
Sir is absolutely objectively the better cook out of the two of us. Still, he likes to watch me in the kitchen and so he has me make our meals far more often. Which makes no sense at all and also makes perfect sense.
@the Kitchen
dafuq. where are these shredded asian men who love to bake?
Submitted by nankingdecade.
Sir and I have a running joke for whenever he gets sick about a little somebody named Nurse Kitty. She’s not very good at her job, but she’s got a knack for making people feel good.
Oh fucking hell.
Just wanna go back to doing this ASAP because oh man.
