Legit like I just had to go to the bathroom and Sir was like, “oh everyone is definitely asleep don’t bother getting dressed.” And so I like walk out there and his roommate is coming out of the bathroom so I was like “shit” and freaking booked it back into the bedroom where Sir is sitting there laughing hysterically. And I’m like, “oh my God your freaking roommate is out there.” And he goes, “oh, yeah, I knew that. I saw him in the kitchen. I thought it would be funny.” (This individual has already seen me naked in another context but GAH.) And the roommate’s at the door like trying to talk all serious through laughter, “hey, Ivy, are you all right?” And I’m all, “go away.” And now Sir is just like sitting here in bed like pretending to apologize but every time he tries to he just starts laughing. So this is the person I decided to be with, apparently.