★~♥ PIZZA PRINCESS LIFE ♥ ~★
Looks, as suggested by @nankingdecade.
nankingdecade
Being a kept woman isn’t just about dolling up in pretty lingerie and getting used when he likes. It also means not being able to leave.
Us, basically.
What is this steak and BJ day nonsense? Every day is steak and BJ day. Especially salmon steak.
1. I miss your salmon steak so maybe like make that for me when I’m finally off the damn plane.
2. I guess I miss that other thing with you, too. 😛
“Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll let you taste my cum in her mouth.”
New milestone: My phone has ceased autocorrecting “fucking” to “ducking” and now instead elects to write “cucking.”
Look Daddy stinging nettles! mastersubverter
So that’s a thing? I thought it was just a bitch getting swatted and stabbed with some random shrubbery. I’m so ignorant of this stuff.
What are nettles?
They’re shit that gets put in panties when someone misbehaves.
Haha. You’re an asshole, Sir. <3
I just noticed the tags on this (#thinkivykink in particular) and you are very, very mean.
Poly problems.
In my defense, I was asking which sex toys he wanted me to pack.
Somebody’s spoiled.
You’re fucking disgusting and everyone knows it.
Something super super brave and blushy happened last night and I need to double my efforts to catch you up on everything from September to now because holy crap.