Listen, I would always rather be kissing girls.
Because kissing girls is transcendent.
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Please remind me to tell y’all about a certain experience I recently had with a bad, bad man in an elevator.
Sleepy little girls get tucked in special
when Daddy’s breath smells like whiskey.
That’s why I always make Daddy’s drinks way too strong. 😉
oh. ok.
You know that thing where something’s such a huge fantasy that you never actually want to realize it because you just wouldn’t be able to keep yourself together?
Yeah.
That.
Sometimes, I just want to be public property.
Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh.
My absolute favorite words.
Well, good goddamn.
Some days I legitimately sit around wondering about how hard I can possibly take it.
Because, you know, I’m ambitious.