We are both home, both kids are at school, so we are reenacting famous battles from WWII (as you do). I’ll leave you to work out which pictures go with the battles, starting with Double D-Day and Battle of the Bulge.
This was SO MUCH FUN!
We giggled and giggled (and my boobs jiggled and jiggled)
I know a war historian who’ll be all over this.
Thanks for putting up with this for six months, babe.
My entire OKCupid experience, embodied.
Or, rather, how I should’ve responded to some of the things people said.
But ignoring them worked, too.
This woman, though.
This woman.
My whole life.
Thank you, montecervesa, for this hilarious gif.
“Aint no party like a liver failure party” is officially my new go-to phrase.
My mother: No, you were a very sexy lady.
Me: (walking into the kitchen) Did you just call your mother hot?
My mother: Look at this old picture of your grandmother.
Me: Damn. Nevermind. You were bangin’.
My grandmother: Yep.
This is seriously hilarious. The tropes in porn it plays on and then dismisses with logic are just perfect. Especially when he says, “but don’t you go to Catholic school?"
Seriously. The porn industry makes every Catholic schoolgirl seem like a closet whore. (And, okay, okay, there are a bunch). But the way he dismisses the double entendres and the random come-ons are perfect.
