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Literally when I open my askbox and see your stupid dickpics and all-caps praise of my blog.

Or you could just not.

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I just about lost it when I saw the sketch.

“I went to school for eight damn years. So don’t you dare look me in the face and tell me that you fell on a toy firetruck, you monsters.”

Also I was at a party last night and it got super quiet as I said the phrase “anal beads are really stressful” but whatever I’ll stand by my principles. 

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Ivy’s Birthday Wishlist, Item #3

Just put me in the middle.

Yeah, I know I’m gross. Okay?