I should be flattered that this image was submitted to me multiple times.
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers.
It’s high praise to be known so well.
This is my kind of card.
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There’s a guy in my graduate cohort who looks and acts like Ron Swanson and I just wanna smush his silly face and make him eat some breakfast food with me.
I can’t sleep again.
Thinking too hard about some attention I’m receiving tomorrow.
2014, you’re spoiling me.
My life.
OK. That’s so fucking hot that I can’t put it into words. Holy shit.
When I come home, I expect you to be waiting like this for me. Usually I just expect you to lick my shoe for a while and then go fetch me a drink, but sometimes, after a long day, I just need to use your holes.
Am I the only one who finds the way he awkwardly squats kind of hilarious and awkward?
I bet a crafty bunny I know could make something like this (or awesomer.)
It was a long day,
but it was a good day.
Trust.
I just about lost it when I saw the sketch.
“I went to school for eight damn years. So don’t you dare look me in the face and tell me that you fell on a toy firetruck, you monsters.”
Also I was at a party last night and it got super quiet as I said the phrase “anal beads are really stressful” but whatever I’ll stand by my principles.
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Current status.