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1. Sir gave me a task to do today. He said I got extra credit if I made it a gif.

2. Writing backwards on yourself is challenging.

3. Wearing a sweatshirt because it is cold as hell in my kitchen.

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One day, I think, I’d like to be shoved into a room full of people with markers. Or lipstick. Or whatever.

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It’s Tuesday, which means I have to write on myself for Sir. 

(That’s what you’re seeing on my breasts.)

And it was a great, productive, encouraging day, which means I get to have some alone time with some of my favorite corners of the Internet.

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“I’m nervous,” I said to Penthouse as I pulled on my clothes and went to head out to a meeting. 

He turned to face me, “how come?”

“Uh, because I’m about to go into an important meeting with the word ‘whore’ carved into my stomach.” I stared down at the shirt that covered it, willing it to stay opaque. 

“Oh,” he smirked, “yeah. I guess that’d do it.”