And you tried to change, didn’t you? Closed your mouth more. Tried to be softer, prettier, less volatile, less awake… You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that. And if he wants to leave, then let him leave. You are terrifying, and strange, and beautiful. Something not everyone knows how to love.
Um, Sir?
Hi, can I have a life that involves more naked, grindy couch-flirting?
It’s sexist
and also a little naive
to assume that all bullies are boys.
Just one more week.
True story: My friend and I were in the car, she was driving, and we were looking for this new store that had just opened. The traffic was bad, so she asked me to “be her eyes” and keep a watch for the store.
I was like, “sure” and put my hands up to my eyes and fanned my fingers out and she started freaking the fuck out.
So that’s pretty much what I’m like when I’m not having sex.
“It’s okay to be curious, pumpkin, but daddy doesn’t think you should be looking at sites like these by yourself. You’re just too little.”
“Sorry, daddy,” she said bashfully, embarrassed that she’d been caught looking at such naughty things when he wasn’t looking.
“It’s okay, sweetheart. Daddy’s not mad. In fact,” he cooed, beckoning to her with a pat on his legs, “why don’t you come sit in daddy’s lap and show me what your favorites are?”
She blushed a pretty pink as she stood fidgeting to the side, looking torn between wanting to keep looking at the naughty pictures and running to hide under the bed.
“It’s alright, pumpkin. Daddy won’t bite,” he encouraged with a wink.
She smiled just a bit as she finally walked over and settled herself into his lap, feeling immediately that there was something hard in daddy’s lap that she’d never quite noticed before.
“That’s my girl. Now,” daddy said as he rested his hand high up on her thigh, “tell daddy why you liked this picture so much…”
I’m in this kind of a mood tonight.
So, I’ve been exploring okcupid a little for playmates.
Most of my prospects have been pretty bleak.
But lately I’ve been talking to somebody who seems to have some similar interests.
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
I’m sorry, fake, half-assed elitists drive me nuts so let me chime in here and support fugrats in calling out this bullshit.
The Persistence of Memory is one of the most iconic works of art. It’s referenced by pop culture, from Looney Toons to The Simpsons to desk-clocks on Modcloth. You don’t have to be an art student or an art enthusiast to get how cool a watch is when this image is literally one of the most entrenched in our culture. Even if you can’t identify Dalí or The Persistence of Memory or dadaism by name, you can still recognize a clock that is as culturally immortal as the Mona Lisa.
So kindly get over yourself.
