Casey said I should give you a spanking.

She’s probably right.

Spent a pretty solid amount of time today sans pants.

Whatever.

In which I am discovered again. (And then have fun with gifs.)

So, Craftsmate informs me that one of his kinky friends sent him a message like, “look at what I found I think she goes to Ivy University.” And then a link to my blog.

To which he was basically like

And, as you remember, when Craftsmate found me I was just completely

Followed by

And then just straight

But, ugh, this time I’m sort of just like

And now thinking about it I’m just completely

Because, whatever, it’s going to happen.

So, hi there. Glad to hear you’re enjoying what’s been going on here and I hope you’ll keep this between us.

Ivy’s Birthday Wishlist, Item #3

Just put me in the middle.

Yeah, I know I’m gross. Okay?

Craftsmate just informed me that the correct term for what I was experiencing is being “rope happy”, not subspaced.

What. Ever.

(via art-or-porn)

Psst. Guys.

Rolledtrousers had a little bit to drink tonight.

Go to his tumblr.

Go check the tags on his last four posts.

I’m dying. I’m literally just dying of laughter.

He’ll kill me for advertising this and making him seem less intimidating and infallible, but whatever, he left it up for everyone to find anyway.

Sorry, Trou. It’s been too long since I was last mean to you.

Dear Followers,

I seem to have picked up quite a few of you lately. Welcome aboard. I haven’t gotten around to saying hello to all of you because I’m still working abroad, but this lack of communication could be broken.

I’m currently lounging around, waiting for the call to go get drinks with my coworkers. I’d like to get to know you in the meantime. Drop me an ask and say hi. Tell me something about yourself. Tell me something about your day. Tell me something.

So, followers old and new, keep me amused. (No, it doesn’t need to be under the sex or violence category. The whatever works well enough for me). Don’t be shy.

<3, Ivy