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Ivy’s Birthday Wishlist, Item #3

Just put me in the middle.

Yeah, I know I’m gross. Okay?

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Ivy’s Birthday Wishlist, Item #2   

Hi. I don’t like the cold weather. Kindly get me to a beach.

Also, pizza. 

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Heart sent me an endorsement vis-a-vis a link from her tumblr.

Not to mention a nice reminder. 

Nobody bring cameras to my birthday orgy. Which is so happening okay even though it isn’t.

herdirtylittleheart:

“Hey! I said no fucking pictures.”

flngs:Nathan Appel LateNightFeelings Trippin’ Again

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Link to this image submitted by sage-green, who appears to be taking my upcoming birthday VERY seriously.

Followers, you’ve officially got a week as of ten minutes ago.

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So, my birthday is coming up. All of my friends and loved ones keep asking me what I want. And to be honest, I’ve been having trouble answering them. I’m not too big on technology. I have enough bath/shower supplies and perfumes to keep me through my twenties. I am fairly content with the amount of clothing I have (slash no one is able to size me properly because I have a disproportionally big butt and a small torso). Bottom line: I never know what to tell people when they ask me what I want.

With this in mind, I give you…

Item Number One on Ivy’s Birthday Wishlist. 

Questions?