In my travels on okcupid today, I encountered a boy unicorn. (They exist!) Though Sir and I are not totally sure it’s something we’re into as a couple, he’s very nice and it’s fun to know they exist in the wild.
sir
We talk about this kind of a road-trip far too often.
Sir and I watched this episode before he left. It’s a favorite.
So, Sir banned me from wearing panties unless I’m on my period or at the gym.
But I bet I could get him to make a few exceptions.
Right?
Guys, the gif function is overwhelming and difficult.
But he snapped the strap on this.
So I guess we’re even?
New toy: a tiny hogtie for a tiny girl with a big case of the squirmies.
The tags though… *dying*:
#nankingdecade #hogtie #crafts #squirm #squirmies #oh god #i am so fucked
Hahahahahahahahahaha… *wipes tears*
You all made fun, but let me tell you.
That hogtie was no match for this tiny girl’s squirmies.
Guess who had to bring it home for repairs?
Sir and I had a wonderful visit.
But he’s left now.
And, well, sigh.
Current status.
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Oh hey.
I’ll actually be able to reach stuff tomorrow.
Because somebody’s coming!!!