Bless you.
snl
I just about lost it when I saw the sketch.
“I went to school for eight damn years. So don’t you dare look me in the face and tell me that you fell on a toy firetruck, you monsters.”
Also I was at a party last night and it got super quiet as I said the phrase “anal beads are really stressful” but whatever I’ll stand by my principles.
hashtag imprtnt
“These must be the same guys who like to swim in a t-shirt.”
Getting political for a minute, deal with it.
Literally perfection.
I got into it once with a guy who said that women didn’t seem to mind it that much when a bunch of men decided Roe v. Wade. In my opinion, that’s because these men were, in their vote, acknowledging that the decision to have an abortion was not their decision to make and so they were leaving it up to the people who would rightfully decide.
New Year’s Eve: Part 1
My very close friend invited me to her place for a party for New Year’s. I realized I wouldn’t know anyone besides her there, so I called one of my oldest and closest friends, Drew. Drew and I grew up together and I consider him one of the best people in my life. I was happy to bring him along because he knows the hostess and he’s also a blast to party with.
However.
He invited along a very close friend of his, Walter. I have no issue with Walter as a person. He’s incredibly good-looking, a really nice guy, a fun person to be around. However, Walter is very close to one of my exes and I’m sure has heard all sorts of horrible things – true and untrue – about me. We’ve been to a lot of the same parties, but we’ve never really talked or made an effort to get to know each other.
But, the three of us looked smashing and we headed over to my friend’s to get the party on.
Dear Tumblr,
In honor of the holiday season and my almost birthday, I will be spending some time away from tumblr and with my friends and family. I’ve prepared a queue.
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
<3,
Ivy
The Winter Formal, Part 10
Highlights of the next morning:
- Waking up and lounging around in bed for three hours.
- Cuddling up with Blue and having deep pillow talk while Byron day-napped.
- A vaguely epic mostly awkward three person walk of shame to get a) a pair of shoes and a bra for me to wear and b) breakfast.
I’d say the formal was a success.