dacrylagnia – Page 2

Dear Dacry,

It’s almost too perfect.

<3, Ivy

PS: Could you imagine if my boobs were that big? Seriously.

Um, Dacry?

Guess who has the prettiest collarbones?

Dacry and I made a bet. I won.

You see, I have a terrible habit of putting posts I see into my drafts. I think I’ll have a use for them later and I like them too much to let them pass by. As a result, my draft folder just about overflows.

So, my tumblr girlfriend and I made a little wager that I couldn’t clear the folder down to below a hundred images by the end of the month. I began at the start of August, going through and either deleting or posting images. Some were from tumblrs that didn’t exist anymore. Some provided inspiration for a ton of fun posts I made. Some were simply there to support an idea I had.

Thus, I do believe I’m owed something besides bragging rights. I’m waiting, darling.

Happy Birthday to my darling tumblr girlfriend, Dacry. Your present is waiting outside. You’ll like her. She whines a lot like I do when you’re mean.

<3, Ivy

By pure coincidence, my tumblr girlfriend, Dacry, and I experienced the same sexual first the other night. We spent some time discussing the finer details of it, giggling over its drawbacks, and appreciating the fact that, without consulting each other, we’d both happened upon the same thing.

Dacry said there was a chance of saving my position at the firm if I worked overtime. Specifically, there was a project downtown I could attend to, provided I dressed myself well and stayed on my best behavior.

But that was hours ago. No boss. No coworkers. No project. And it’s getting so cold.

This reminds me of you for three reasons, Dacry.

1. You say “omnomnom” like it’s going out of style.

2. You like to tease me about the avocados you regularly have while I am stranded without.

3. When I get my hands on you, I’m going to make you pay dearly for reasons 1 and 2. Wear those little pink shorts. I think it’s your turn to do the crying, darling. That sweet voice of yours seems suited to futile protest and begging.

<3, Ivy

isinpi:

nomnomnomnom

I’m currently skyping with Dacry and her Prince Charming. I’m sure I’ll get in trouble for saying her bark is much worse than her bite, and she’s totally sweet and absolutely adorable, but I’m willing to risk it.

Dacry’s just the meanest.

dacrylagnia:

Ivy whines too much. I can’t think over the sound of Ivy whining. Luckily, I have a solution.