This reminds me of you for three reasons, Dacry.
1. You say “omnomnom” like it’s going out of style.
2. You like to tease me about the avocados you regularly have while I am stranded without.
3. When I get my hands on you, I’m going to make you pay dearly for reasons 1 and 2. Wear those little pink shorts. I think it’s your turn to do the crying, darling. That sweet voice of yours seems suited to futile protest and begging.
<3, Ivy
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