Lalala making cruddy and pointless character concept lalala…
Seriously I can never seem to shake off that “Disney” or “DC” animated look at all. He looks like some kinda evil version of Roger Radcliffe grrr.This is whyexactly
I’m laughing so hard because it’s kind of really true
And cuz now I will read all his posts in this characters voice
Oh my god.
Boys are mean. Take it from Sweetheart.
You can find it in the sidebar of this blog or by clicking right hurr.
Sir: So I found blonde hair stuck in one of my jeans zippers.
Me: Winning.
IT’S LIKE A FUCKING HYDRA OF YOU PEOPLE. I SAY NO TO ONE AND YOU COME IN FUCKING DROVES.
Also can we discuss how perfect the panties my Daddy got me are?
More photos to come, but I’ll stop spamming you all for the time being.
Wagging her tail like a happy puppy.
Uh I’m a kitty so let’s get our facts straight.
Cats don’t wag their tails. Also, cats are spoiled and rude, not obedient and eager to please. I much prefer puppies.
“Also cats are spoiled and rude, not obedient and eager to please.”
Yeah, still sounds like I’m a kitty, who wiggles her ass and wears underwear with deer on ‘em and identifies as a kitten thank you very much.
And unless you’re buying the underwear on my ass, it doesn’t matter what you prefer, amigo.
Pride is the sexiest feeling. Outdoing yourself and surprising yourself are such rewarding things during kink. And encouragement and recognition is so, so, so important.
I love Maitresse Madeline. Not only is she ridiculously sexy, but she really brings out the best in her partners. Melina Mason kept crying at the beginning and Maitresse kept stopping to comfort her (per Kink.com shooting rules) before ramping up the intensity again, but as she was flogging her she kept saying things like ‘Look at how strong you are!’ and calling Melina powerful and telling her how turned on she was. And you could tell Melina was absolutely loving it, even calling it the best sex she’d ever had in the closing interview.
Also can we discuss how perfect the panties my Daddy got me are?
More photos to come, but I’ll stop spamming you all for the time being.
Wagging her tail like a happy puppy.
Uh I’m a kitty so let’s get our facts straight, Mister.
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- queefing
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- shivers
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
Hi, my name is Sweetheart and sometimes I need to remind myself that I’m the baddest bitch.