Month: January 2014

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joeywaggoner:

This is the current signature count for the petition to restore Net Neutrality. As you can see it has a very long way to go.

Come on people I know there are at least 64,000 of you on tumblr who haven’t signed this yet. Click here to do so

If you have already signed be sure to share the link so that the word will spread.

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You know what they say about diminishing returns.

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beggingforpermission:

radondoran:

Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).

☆★☆★☆★☆

This makes me so happy!

But energy is only not – matter for now. And matter is only not – energy for now.

And that I enjoy a lot, too.

I was literally reading this like oh God you’re gonna fucking go there, aren’t you, Bill?

Oh you fucking went there.

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Overwhelmed, Part Two

After what felt like an eternity of just sitting there, Sir looked over to me. “Come over here,” he said, pointing in front of him. 

I rose to my feet and moved over in front of the couch, standing in front of him and SG. Sir reached forward and placed his hand on the side of my leg, patting it gently. Unsure where to look or who to look at, I wound up just going between the two of them nervously. Picking up the bit gag, Sir had me lean down so that he could place it between my teeth and buckle it behind my head.

I pouted a bit at the fact that I was being silenced so soon in the game, but I knew it probably wouldn’t last long. SG reached forward and pinched my nipple through the thin fabric, twisting it until I groaned in protest. 

“On your knees,” Sir ordered and I obeyed, kneeling in front of them. Confessedly, I hadn’t expected the whole thing to get quite so kinky right off the bat, but SG was totally on board as Sir passed him one of my cuffs. They each took a hand and buckled them on, before Sir attached them behind my back and pulled me back up to my feet.

SG stood as well and Sir grabbed me by the shoulders, pushing me against SG. His hands wandered over my breasts before roughly yanking one side of the lingerie I was wearing down. SG reached up and started once more to pinch my nipples, while Sir gathered up my hair in his fist.

“Give him a kiss,” he said, tilting my head up to face SG, who was grinning ear to ear. “Give him a kiss for coming to play with you.”

“I can’t,” I mumbled around the gag.

Sir laughed and tightened his grip, “do the best you can.” I huffed and leaned up, essentially touching my gagged lips to SG’s. I felt him chuckle against my mouth before he kissed my lower lip almost tenderly, considering the situation.

“That was kind of cute,” SG said as Sir pushed me back over to the couch, releasing my hair as I stumbled onto the cushions. As soon as I settled, though, he took hold once again and pushed me until my cheek was touching the fabric and my ass was up in the air.

“You stay there,” Sir ordered, “while I show SG some nice things to hurt you with.” With that, they left the room.

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dollyswitch:

mirahxox:

captinspanky:

She knew He missed her so she sent him a video postcard entitled, ‘These are waiting for you at home, ps, bring plenty of cum’

Fucking. Gross. Don’t add you shit stories to my pictures. P.S. bring plenty of cum? Is that really the best you could come up with?

That’s seriously one of the dumbest “fantasies” I’ve seen on here. “Bring plenty of cum!”… what?

But yeah, that shit’s gross and not okay at all.

P.S. Mirah is stunning

“Is this all you’ve brought? That is simply not enough cum! Forget it. Just forget it. Go home.”

“But darling, I-”

“Did I fucking stutter? I said PLENTY of it.”

I’m a pescetarian lifter and also a nutritionist! I didn’t come to give you advice, though, just to say hi. I share, though, that my dinner is some baked fish with a heaping side of steamed broccoli and a small handful of roasted purple potatoes. And my dinner last night was a large plate of roasted butternut squash with a side of kale chips :) Also love your blog!

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Aww you rock. Hi back!

And your dinner sounds like my dinner: Fish, brussels sprouts, quinoa. 

(Sorry this turned into a fitblr tonight, followers, but deal with it.)

Thursday Thoughts

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  • Sorry for the infrequent and sparse updates and the dangling chapter on my threesome story. This is a very busy few weeks for me. So wish me some luck with all the crazy shit I have to deal with?
  • These Arrested Development cats are always relevant.
  • Here’s a woman making the best face ever.
  • Someone should come play some dirty Jenga with me. I demand to have it at the next event I attend.
  • As much as this blog celebrates the whole idea of youthful hedonism, I can’t handle how cute and amazing these are.
  • And look at these baking tips that are superb.
  • I have started lifting with a new group of people. Some old familiar faces who’ve come along to this, but it’s a group of people who compete. I’m trying to, at best, motivate myself to get to that level or, at the very least, challenge myself. 
  • That said, I haven’t yet figured out the magic calibration of protein and carbohydrates, so I keep getting sleepy around this time and literally, if I put my head down, I’ll just doze off. Which makes me think I might start having to eat meat again, which I reeeeeeally don’t wanna do. So to any vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian lifters I might have following: any advice?