Chats

In other news, I’m terrible at flirting.

Chat

Me: Goodnight.
Me: Wait no I want to be brave and send [guy from the orgy with the hitachi] a message.
Me: Oh god but i cannot.
Me: (I used to do this about you, btw).
Sir: Aww baby really??
Me: Yeah, silly. When I had a stupid crush on you.
Sir: Aww baby.
Me: Ok so what if I said like
Me: Thanks for the invite to [another event THAT I CAN’T FREAKING GO TO GROAN] and I wish I could make it. And thank you for a really awesome first on New Year’s Eve AGH I DON’T KNOW I CAN’T DO THIS
Sir: Aww.
Sir: Playing the shy girl.
Sir: He’ll probably like it.
Me: No no I’m not going to say that last part.
Me: That’s me freaking out.

And, yes, I’m feeling better.

Chat

Me: OH MY GOD (hot guy from orgy) AND (hot girl from orgy) JUST BOTH ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK PEEING JUST A LITTLE BIT
Me: AND HE DID FIRST
Me: So in my head I’m like clearly he added me and then was like, “oh yeah, (hot girl who is his partner), add her.”
Sir: Haha yeah he just accepted me, too.
Sir: I’m not flirting with them until two days from now.
Sir: 3 day motherfucking rule.
Me: HIGH FIVE SAME HERE.
(aka I probably won’t have the balls to flirt with them ever because my last encounter with them was really blushy but that’s okay.)

When a Sadist Dates a Little, A Typical Exchange

Chat

(Please note that I have a safeword and if I truly was not comfortable with this, he’d totally respect that and refrain from doing it.)

Sir: I made a strap that’s like a mini paddle.
Me: It looks owie.
Me: Dun wanna.
Sir: I get to use it on you when I visit.
Me: Nuh uh! You can’t. No ouchies. Not allowed.
Sir: No whining or you’ll get it for sure.
Me: No!!!
Me: No no no.
Me: [My stuffie] says no.
Sir: I think I’ll strap you every day when I visit.
Sir: Build up your pain tolerance.
Me: Nooo! You can’t every day!
Sir: Start with 10 and then work up to 30.
Me: Nuh uh.
Sir: Sorry, kitten.
Sir: You know that my word goes.