Me: OH MY GOD (hot guy from orgy) AND (hot girl from orgy) JUST BOTH ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK PEEING JUST A LITTLE BIT
Me: AND HE DID FIRST
Me: So in my head I’m like clearly he added me and then was like, “oh yeah, (hot girl who is his partner), add her.”
Sir: Haha yeah he just accepted me, too.
Sir: I’m not flirting with them until two days from now.
Sir: 3 day motherfucking rule.
Me: HIGH FIVE SAME HERE.
(aka I probably won’t have the balls to flirt with them ever because my last encounter with them was really blushy but that’s okay.)