Me: Goodnight.
Me: Wait no I want to be brave and send [guy from the orgy with the hitachi] a message.
Me: Oh god but i cannot.
Me: (I used to do this about you, btw).
Sir: Aww baby really??
Me: Yeah, silly. When I had a stupid crush on you.
Sir: Aww baby.
Me: Ok so what if I said like
Me: Thanks for the invite to [another event THAT I CAN’T FREAKING GO TO GROAN] and I wish I could make it. And thank you for a really awesome first on New Year’s Eve AGH I DON’T KNOW I CAN’T DO THIS
Sir: Aww.
Sir: Playing the shy girl.
Sir: He’ll probably like it.
Me: No no I’m not going to say that last part.
Me: That’s me freaking out.