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Interrupting the smut to bring you a message that made me smile. I love the fact that some of you guys read my tumblr as couples, though I don’t know what I did to deserve such an honor. You all are so insanely sweet and supportive and I am so lucky to have you all on my team.

<3, Ivy

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According to a friend: I knew you and her had something going on. You’ve got this little smirk thing you two do.

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She’s smiling because she’s gotten exactly what she wants.

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I can’t smile in pictures. It’s like an affliction. I think it all boils down to the fact that posing for a photograph feels so unnatural to me. You have to break up the action. You have to stop what you’re doing to prove to some mirrors and film that you’re having a lovely time. I don’t want to put a hold on what I’m doing. I just want life to go on, uncaptured and uninterrupted. 

That being said, don’t get me started on my problems with the whole notion of going to a department store to take a family photo on a white background. You’ll have me griping for hours.

Legs Malone, photographed by Don Spiro.

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In case anyone was wondering.

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I’ve been asked why I like Sasha Grey so much. And, to be honest, it’s not because of her porn. Sure, she’s a gorgeous woman with tremendous sex appeal, but a lot of her stuff is way too commercialized and cheesy. For all the really awesome stuff she does, there is some material that she attaches herself to that is just sort of “…come on”. 

It’s more about her bravado and her attitude toward who she is and what she does. When she caught some heat for having an unshaven pussy on Entourage, she retorted that viewers could now see “what a real woman looked like”. When Tyra Banks gave her crap about her career, she defended herself maturely and eloquently. She’s amazingly unapologetic. 

It’s hard for me sometimes not to feel ashamed of some of the things I like. So, yes, I admire the shit out of this woman. Also, just…come on…look at her.

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This is the kind of face that I’d make to provoke my tumblr girlfriend Dacry

It is without a doubt that this is the sort of brattiness that she will absolutely make me regret displaying. And give me reason to do it more often. 

titsian:

Elizabeth Ward Gracen

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“I would always rather be happy than dignified.” – Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

lovecatlove:

need to stop my girl crushes

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Heart,

The fact that Sasha is DJ-ing is basically the universe’s invitation to I don’t even know. And just look at that smile. I’m so in love.

<3, Ivy

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SASHA GREY

Not just the hottest porn star, but also the hottest DJ

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Texts with the Southern Gentleman:

Me: I have that George Michael song stuck in my head and I can’t get it out for the life for me.

SG: Which one?

Me: Um. The one that goes do da do do, do da do do, do da do do do, do do do do do do do doooo.

SG: It’s really sad that I know exactly what you’re talking about.