How about a chess game to decide your fate?
Pshh I will take your ass to school.
nanking-decade
“You had a chapter of your thesis due last week and this is all you have to show?”
Stop bullying me.
I handed that chapter in.
Don’t you hate catching your pets drinking from the faucet? 😉
submitted by herdirtylittleheart
I…
I don’t…
I’ve never…
At least they left a toy.
Y’know.
In case she gets bored.
(Image submitted by nanking-decade to make me blush.)
Babe. Those are pigs.
Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows – and china. — Charles Dickens
Punishing Ashley Katchadourian for not watching the bathroom door 😉
Oh my god, you are not a real person. This has gone too far.
You’re Cuba Gooding Jr., disappointing everybody.
