http://mastersteal.tumblr.com/

HAHA YOU GOT IT

THANKS FOR THE PROMO

masterteale:

Wow now I know the reason people are giving me shit! To my followers that know me from the beginning (DRINKYOURCUNT) this guy mastersteal has posted the fake pretending to be the real me he has clearly stolen my videos and my old pictures I originally posted. How cute pretending to be me while I deactivated my blog for a year. Well now it’s over. I’m back. REBLOG THIS

Why would you plagiarize DYC and think you could get away with it?

He’s like the patron saint of cumblr.

Sexy tumblrs everywhere were going to figure this shit out damn fast.

Oh my God. I die. I just die.

Thank you, pushhertoherknees, for making my night.

I love how no one involved can even remotely take this shoot seriously. Like, what is this neighborhood? What is this reality this porn has created in which suburbia is plagued by lemon-stealing whores? When did lemons become so valuable? Even James Deen can’t handle the absurdity.

I’m fantasizing that this is the shoot Deen and Angel met. This is how their relationship was born. They fell in love over lemons, theft, and justice.

I just cannot stop laughing. Those first five minutes are just ridiculous.

(Source: http://pushhertoherknees.tumblr.com/)

So.

I woke up in a collapsed blanket fort in my friend’s basement to my friend asking me where his jacket was.

Skinned right knee, still a little drunk, two texts in my phone.

The first:

“Hey, Ivy. Sorry I had to run, my ride left early. But it was amazing meeting you and good luck on your research.”

The second, from the friend asking for his jacket:

“Top five moments of the night. FIVE: That comment I made about that one girl. FOUR: You being able to have anybody you wanted in that room and your thing with Pink. THREE: We got. Really. Really. Wasted. TWO: Freckles, ‘nuff said. ONE: The new friendship that has been formed between two of my best friends in life.”

Tumblr, I have some explaining to do.