Sometimes the kitty’s on top, too.

herdirtylittleheart:

Dear Daddy,

Please please please pleeeeeeeease let me have a kitty?

I promise I’ll take good care of her, she’s going to be so far from home and she’ll need a gentle hand like mine to make her feel safe and loved. Her owner says she won’t be much trouble…

Licks and kisses,

(pleasesayyespleasesayyespleasesayyes)

-Heart <3

Blush.

Image submitted by herdirtylittleheart.

Sorry to have dipped off the radar for the past few days. My life’s been kind of busy in (mostly) good ways.

In the meanwhile, enjoy a picture that I hope can be taken as foreshadowing.

A kitty, you say?

As in a genuine, lives in boxes,

source

spends all day grooming,

eats only the fanciest feasts,

and manages to find herself in the most curious of places, kitty?

(Above submitted by whyexactly.)

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I can neither confirm nor deny this. But there is some strong evidence.

Pet-sitting.

nanking-decade:

Don’t you hate catching your pets drinking from the faucet? 😉

submitted by herdirtylittleheart

I…

I don’t…

I’ve never…

For a certain bunny I know who reassures me that people are dumb and we’re awesome.

And she’d better not dream of hopping up on that bed.

Even if it is disheveled,

rules only survive if they are consistent.

Kitty thought she was doing so well.

But she’d completely forgotten

No pets on the furniture.