(via Cat Bitė / Unitedcats)
FYI I am demobottoming in less than ten hours and I am basically this anxious little kitty.
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Sir sent me this kitty a while ago and said it was basically me.
There was actual bona-fide spam in my inbox this morning.
Unimpressed.
BAHAHAHAHA this fucking cat looks like you. I need to go to sleep.
I told him I was a mermaid. He just never believed me.
Screw ‘em if nobody else believes. If you’re a mermaid, you’re a damn mermaid.
Current status.
(Insert terrible joke about me wanting to pet Penelope’s pussy here.)