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Cats Don’t Do the Dishes, Part Two

When I got into Craftsmate’s room, I set my clothes down on the floor down by the door and he approached me, giving me a hug and smoothing my hair back. I was nervous, but I showed him the plug in my ass, pushing my panties aside so he could see the handle.

From his box of random crafts supplies, he pulled out a piece of leather and tied it to the end of my plug. He had been hinting a bit at the notion of having me be a pet and I had expressed interest. “There you go, kitty, you’ve got a tail,” he said and patted my ass. “Now, I’m going to make dinner and you can clean what I’ve left in the sink.”

I huffed. “But cats don’t do the dishes. You’re conflating fantasies.” Nonetheless, he made me put an apron over my basically naked body and leashed me to the sink.

At one point, there was a knock on the door and I managed to work the leash off and run into his bedroom. It was, of all people, his neighbor The Prodigy looking to borrow some nutmeg. Once she had left, he went into the bedroom, brought me back out into the kitchen, and tied the leash back onto the sink.

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390nm:

For some reason I doubt this shirt would be as effective on me.

Team Dinosaur’s new uniforms make quite the statement.

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I am the queen of open invitations.

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“Find that earring yet, princess?”

“No, Daddy. I just can’t find it anywhere.”

“Oh, I’m sure it’ll turn up soon. Maybe just bend a little deeper and get a closer look?”

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I’m silly sometimes.

Well, I’m silly a lot of the time. 

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This is just about the cutest thing ever.

ferrygirlsearch:

Hello. For the past four months I have been regretting my decision to not talk to you on the ferry and now I’ve decided to do something about it. It was August 8th when we first saw each other on the express bus out of Vancouver to horseshoe bay. We both took the ferry to Departure bay. Halfway through the trip the boat stopped for a safety drill and we saw each other on the upper deck. You were taking pictures and then leaned on the rail beside me. As much as I wanted to, I never said anything, and I’ve never regretted anything more than that. I think you are the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen and I would very much like to meet you.

If you are her, Email me at: ferrygirlsearch@gmail.com

Reblog this to help me find her. Please.

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So, yeah, I have a crush on Allison Harvard. Partially because I love people unabashedly admitting to their own quirks (be they enjoying the sight of a good nosebleed or whatever else) and partially because she’s just plain gorgeous. I could handle less pictures of her where she’s infantilized, though.

And I want that dress. Please and thank you.

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Oh my gosh this caption is just the cutest thing to ever happen to tumblr.

keepingitinthefamily:

Daddy and piglet. Foreva. Foreva-eva. Foreva-eva.