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In other news, I need this.

porn—or—art:

#FlowersAndFlorals

I love the little flash of green ribbon at the base of her garters.

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Sweetheart’s a silly girl.

But – sometimes, usually – she learns her lesson.

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Beefeater is my gin of choice, so this is clearly prophetic. 

Out to celebrate my birthday tonight with the people I love.

Thank you for all the lovely messages, followers.

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I am the queen of open invitations.

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I just got done talking to my bestie, A. She is putting serious consideration into ending her relationship with her boyfriend for a variety of reasons that would keep them still on friendly terms, but are honestly just not appropriate for this tumblr. So, I tried to give her advice and remind her that I’ll be there for her through the entire thing. I care about her immensely and I am so flattered and glad that she turned to me for support on this.

However – and feel free to call me a terrible friend, a bad influence, what have you – I’m looking forward to all the trouble we can get into together again now. 

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A certain somebody kind of goes sort of maybe a little just a teensy bit completely fucking bonkers whenever I wear tights like these.